i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Break an expensive vase
kiss kiss fall in love
my mutant power is the ability to mentally transform basic, mundane, everyday tasks into terrifying and insurmountable obstacle courses
I used to have this on side of my cubicle at my old job.
I fucking need this as a tattoo on my chest.
Yeah, that’s about accurate.
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective